First sentence: Ahoy, landlubber! Come with me. Board me ship upon the sea! Not a pirate? Don't know how? Ye can learn to be one now! Come in closer--I don't bite. A pirate ye shall be tonight!
Premise/plot: The title says it all, this book "teaches" how to be a pirate.
My thoughts: I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it so much more than I thought I would. I like the rhythm and the rhyme of it. It gets that part right at least!!! The plot is simple enough, and, in a way it's predictable enough. There is just something joyful and fun about this one.
Rules for pirates?Text: 4 out of 5
Let's just say...
ye can throw all the rules away!
No more toothpaste!
once ye choose the pirate path.
Illustrations: 4 out 5
Total: 8 out of 10
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